Look... I was looking for a chrome table base, saw this at a resale store, and thought it might work. Turns out, it didn't AND I found out this is for a decidedly different purpose - IT'S A SEX CHAIR. So now it's just a great story but also - I don't want it. No contact porch pickup because seriously, how embarrassing. Please come take this and go have yourself some fun.
Also, last time I posted this someone got the VERY WRONG idea that I was seeking someone to use this with.
I AM NOT.
I AM JUST AN IDIOT.
NO PERVY MESSAGES PLEASE.
No questions please. Just let me know when you want to pick it up off a porch in Davis and don't be a flake.